Areas of Unrest

8 October 2006 - Two Words

There's lots of stuff I could write about, but I'm feeling lazy so will go with the survey approach. Blame Shmuel.

1. When was the last time you shaved? This morning.

2. Explain what ended your last relationship. Still going.

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Reading novel.

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Brushing teeth.

5. Are you any good at math? Very bright.

6. Do you have any famous ancestors? Artistic uncles.

7. Have you had to take out a loan for school? Long repaid.

8. Last thing received in the mail? Begging letter

9. How many different beverages have you had today? Just water.

10. Who did you lose your concert virginity to? John Denver. (Blushes madly.)

11. Any plans for Friday night? Boston trip.

12. Some things you are excited about? Yankees lost!

13. Describe your keychain. Key case.

14. Where you you keep your change? Change purse.

15. What is your favorite flavor of Jello? Asian almond.